NSFW
Quantum Supercomputer
Leecher
A true friend is like a pênìs, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a brå, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a cōndōm , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vãgïna, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nïpple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Brã, Bïkìnï, Bōōbs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, pãntiês, püssy... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before sêx, you help each other get nãkêd. After sêx, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fückêd.
4. Success is like prêgnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fückêd to achieve it.
5. Life is like a dïck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's pantïês wêt, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dïck hard, not his life..!
When a lady is prêgnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penïs and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nïpple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Brã, Bïkìnï, Bōōbs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, pãntiês, püssy... That's origin of "BP"!3. Before sêx, you help each other get nãkêd. After sêx, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fückêd.4. Success is like prêgnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fückêd to achieve it.5. Life is like a dïck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's pantïês wêt, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dïck hard, not his life..!When a lady is prêgnant,all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penïs and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
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