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A true friend is like a pênìs, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a brå, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a cōndōm , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vãgïna, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nïpple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Brã, Bïkìnï, Bōōbs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, pãntiês, püssy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sêx, you help each other get nãkêd. After sêx, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fückêd.

⭕4. Success is like prêgnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fückêd to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dïck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's pantïês wêt, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dïck hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is prêgnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penïs and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
 
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A true friend is like a pênìs, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a brå, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a cōndōm , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vãgïna, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nïpple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Brã, Bïkìnï, Bōōbs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, pãntiês, püssy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sêx, you help each other get nãkêd. After sêx, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fückêd.

⭕4. Success is like prêgnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fückêd to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dïck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's pantïês wêt, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dïck hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is prêgnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penïs and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

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